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Old 02-23-2005, 01:59 PM
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 Kumpulan Cerpen "Mereka Bilang, Saya Monyet !"
 by djenar maesa ayu

 Pagi, Sayang
 Sender : 0818883883
 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:29:18

         Whose number is this?
         Sender : Vira 08161816116
         Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:31:27


 My number dear, Boim
 Sender : 0818883883
 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:32:18

         Busyet, jam segini dibilang pagi
         Semalam keluyuran ke mana kamu ?
         Pakai ganti no. hp baru lagi. No cantik ya ?
         Sender : Vira 08161816116
         Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:33:59

 Iya, Yang. Tapi tetap tidak melebihi
 kecantikan kamu. Aku semalam pergi
 karaoke bawa tamu. Ingat kamu, Yang.
 Sender : Boim 0818883883
 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:34:22

         Bawa tamu apa bawa tamu ?
         Sudah ah ... sebel ! Pasti genit
         Sender : Vira 08161816116
         Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:34:12

 Enggak !
 Sender : Boim 0818883883
 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:34:59

         Iya !
         Sender : Vira 08161816116
         Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:35:22

 Enggak. Beneran ! Ingat kamu
 Kangen kamu!
 Sender : Boim 0818883883
 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:36:35

         GOMBAL
         Sender : Vira 08161816116
         Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:37:49

         Luv U
         Sender : Boim 0818883883
         Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:38:24

         GOMBAL !
         Sender : Vira 08161816116
         Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:38:55

         Luv U
         Sender : Boim 0818883883
         Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:39:37

         Pokoke GOMBAL ! ! !
         Sender : Vira 08161816116
         Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:40:09

         Pokoke CINTA ! ! !
         Meeting dulu ya, Yang
         Sender : Boim 0818883883
         Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:41:37

         OK Luv U 2
         Sender : Vira 08161816116
         Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:42:57


 Hon, lagi ngapain ?
 Sender : Armand 0811820825
 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:41:35

 Mikirin kamu
 Sender : Vira 08161816116
 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:42:30

         Saya juga mikirin kamu terus.
         Kapan bisa ketemu, Hon?
         Sender : Armand 0811820825
         Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:43:53

                 Siang ini, gimana ? Sibuk
                 enggak ?
                 Sender : Vira 08161816116
                 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:45:19

         Enggak. Makan siang di Le Soufle ya...
         trus kita kabur.
         Sender : Armand 0811820825
         Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:46:07

 Kabur ke motel ? Jam berapa ?
 Sender : Vira 08161816116
 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:47:44

 He eh, Hon. Dedek saya kangen
 dan minta kamu teruss. Jam 2, Hon.
 Sender : Armand 0811820825 
  Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:48:59

 Cuma Dedeknya aja yang kangen ?
 Gak mau ah !
 Sender : Vira 08161816116
 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:49:41

 Ya enggak, Hon. Saya kangen kamu.
 Semalam enggak bisa tidur.
 Sender : Armand 0811820825
 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:50:37

 OK. Miss U 2. C U soon.
 Sender : Vira 08161816116
 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:52:03


                 Mau makan siang sama tamu
                 Sender : Husband 0812944711
                 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:50:51

                 OK
                 Sender : Wife 08161816116
                 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:51:26


 Ingat  yang semalam
 Sender : Boim 0818883882
 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:42:13

 Aku juga
 Sender : Tyana 0811886030
 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:43:38

         Mau lagi ?
         Sender : Boim 0818883883
         Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:44:41

         Mau
         Sender : Tyana 0811886030
         Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:45:18

         Siang ini ?
         Sender : Boim 0818883883
         Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:46:39

         Boleh
         Sender : Tyana 0811886030
         Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:47:18

 Ketemu di resoran kemarin.
 Jam 2-an ya, Cayang
 Sender : Boim 0818883882
 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:47:58

                 OK, Cayang
                 Siap-siap aku gigit ya
                 Sender : Tyana 0811886030
                 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:48:18

                 Siapa takut ! Can hardly wait
                 Sender : Boim 0818883883
                 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:50:33

                 Haha sampai nanti, Cayang
                 Sender : Tyana 0811886030
                 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:51:15


 Aku mau pergi makan siang
 Sender : Wife 0811886030
 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:51:42

 OK
 Sender: Husband 0811820825
 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:52:11



 Udah mamam belum ?
 Sender : Tyana 0811886030
 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:55:11

 Ini baru aja mau mamam sama tamu
 Namanya Robert
 Kamu udah mamam belum ?
 Sender : JO 0812944711
 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:55:59

         Belum. Gak selera. Kangen kamu.
         Pengen makan kamu
         Sender : Tyana 0811886030
         Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:56:38

 Aku juga kangen. Besok mau makan aku ?
 Sender : JO 0812944711
 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:57:41

         Mau dong ! Met mamam, Cinta..
         Sender : Tyana 0811886030
         Sent: 2-Oct-2001 12:58:53

 Thx, Cintaku. Harus mamam
 juga ya. Biar sehat ketemu aku besook
 Sender : JO 0812944711
 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 12:59:32

         Dag Cinta
         Sender : Tyana 0811886030
         Sent: 2-Oct-2001 13:00:17


 Di mana ?
 Sender : Boim 0818883883
 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 13:49:02

         Sudah hampir sampai
         Sender : Tyana 0811886030
         Sent : 2-Oct-2001 13:50:35

                 Sudah sampai mana ?
                 Sender : Armand 0811820825
                 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 13:48:17

                         Hampir sampai
                         Sender : Vira 08161816116
                         Sent : 2-Oct-2001 14:01:23

                 Aku sudah sampai
                 Sender : Vira 08161161816
                 Sent 2-Oct-2001 14:01:23

         Sudah sampai lagi parkir
         Sender : Armand 0811820825 
          Sent : 2-Oct-2001 14:02:01

 Lagi bayar karcis
 Sender : Tyana 0811886030
 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 14:00:38

                 Iya aku dua mobil di belakang kamu.
                 Sender : Boim 0818883883
                 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 14:01:09

                 Where R U, my        dear
                 Sender : JO 0812944711
                 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 13:59:28


 Cayang, mobil suamiku ada di sini
 AKu harus segera cabut !
 Sender : Tyana 0811886030
 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 14:03:29

                 Grrrr..!
                 Sender : Boim 0818883883
                 sent : 2-Oct-2001 14:04:13

 Hon, aku ketemu suamiku
 di dalam. Terpaksa gabung.
 Dia makan sama tamunya
 Enggak bisa ketemu sekarang !
 Sender : Vira 08161816116
 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 14:03:19

                 Grrr..!
                 Sender : Armand 0811820825
                 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 14:03:53


 I'm wearing a G-string
 Sender : Robert 08161101716
 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 14:13:27

         Good. Do U bring KY Jelly ?
         Sender : 0812944711
         Sent : 2-Oct-2001 13:55:33

 Yup. Do not order dessert !
 Sender : Robert 08161101716
 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 13:56:29

         I won't, dear.
         Sender : 0812944711
         Sent : 2-Oct-2001 13:57:30

                 OK. Now let's get rid of your wife !
                 Sender : Robert 08161101716
                 Sent : 2-Oct-2001 13:58:20
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Old 02-24-2005, 05:24 PM
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what the hell? threesome ka?
keren nieh cerpenna djenar maesa ayu!
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kesimpulan : Saya nggak teliti

btw buat yang teliti : KY Jelly buat apaan yah ?
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KY Jelly itu 'mungkin' buat anal sex, biar 'lancar' masukinnnya.
btw itu mo threesome apa homo sih?
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